- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

The ability to look at someone and die.

The power to lower your own ego.

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

power to age faster

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

the power to summon a pen, once

The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

the power to fail at everything you do

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

The power to vomit every time you burp.

The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

The power to lick your own balls!!!

the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

Pointless Super Powers