- Pointless Super Powers

the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

power to age faster

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

the power to fail at everything you do

The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

The power to vomit every time you burp.

the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

the power to eat cheese 24/7

The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!