The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to be missed when present.

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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power to age faster

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The power to turn into a pebble

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The ability to change your weight

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The ability to see into the present.

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!