The power to microwave bread

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The power to rite liek dis

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to poop a penny every year

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the ability to see through air

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to buy free things.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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Nothing

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!