The ability to become visible at will.

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power to swim on land.

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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the power to get in the van

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To never remember what the word if means

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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the power to melt your bones

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!