The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The power to not have a superpower

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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the power to know when someone queefed

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to fart tear gas

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the power to be Justin bieber

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The power to never come into existence

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!