The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to be normal.

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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The power to poop without wiping

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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to do nothing

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!