The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The power to never come into existence

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!