The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The ability to become visible at will.

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The power to become powerless

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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the power to run in slow motion

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!