- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

The ability to go to hell.

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

Justin Bieber

The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

to zap people but only yourself

The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

The power to journey into the future of the past.

the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

the power to shape shift to yourself

the power to pee while brushing your teeth

The power to jerk off without using your hands

Pointless Super Powers