The power to have no superpower

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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The power to fail a test everytime

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!