- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be special just like everyone else.

the power to summon a pen, once

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

being black

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

The power to lick your own balls!!!

The power to create a unicorn online.

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

The ability to transform in to a glass of water

The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

The power to keep up with the kardashians

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

Pointless Super Powers