The power to see through glass doors.

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The ability to part hair.

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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The power to be a snail

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The power to ejaculate at command

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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the ability to blow yourself

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The power to shrink boobs

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!