the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power to always know the exact time.

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The Power to Power

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!