The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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The power to digest corn.

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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The power to not have any power at all

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the power to enter a coma.

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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The power to wish you had a power

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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The power to obey gravity

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!