- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

The power to moves in slow motion.

The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

The power to speak in only anime openings

the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

The power to negate all powers including your own.

The power to a nokia phone.

the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

The power to communicate with sperm.

The power to not have a superpower

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

Pointless Super Powers