Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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The power to turn any object into food

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power think five times slower.

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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The ability to become visible at will.

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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the power to get in the van

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To never remember what the word if means

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!