The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The power to smell whore

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!