the power to be friends with Donald trump

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!