- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

The power to convert metric to imperial

The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

The power to have really sweaty palms.

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

power to age faster

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

The power of becoming an apple tree

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

Pointless Super Powers