The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The ability to read your own mind

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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open up pickles glass

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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75% levitation

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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The power to bleed anally at will

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the power to do nothing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!