The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The power to eat your own head.

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power to never come into existence

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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The power to never have fun...never.

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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The ability to pass out at will.

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!