- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The power of becoming an apple tree

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

the power to fax people with your mind

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

the power to be immortal, but only temporally

To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

The power to only be obesely fat.

The power to chew with your tongue

The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

the power to melt your bones

the power to like justin beiber

The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

The power to fly when your in an airplane

the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

Pointless Super Powers