- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

the power to read your own mind

Vanilla scented blood

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

the power to half transform to something.

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

The power to ignore useful information

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

Pointless Super Powers