The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

The power to drink and drive without being caught

The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

The power to fly when your in an airplane

The power to have no powers

The ability to make your heart teleport.

The power to live forever but only in a coma.

The power to think of the worst superpower.

The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

The power to change your eye color.

The power to serve the Lord Dog.

The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

The power to open any door with no lock on it.

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

The power to have anything you want that is free.

The power to rotten food.

The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!