The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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the power to fail at everything you do

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The power to become powerless

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!