The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power to have no power

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The power of bad luck

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The power to block your own powers

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!