The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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the power to not have powers when you need them most

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to die on command.

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the power to get fat in America

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power to rotten food.

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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the power to get married

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!