the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to be normal.

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The power to block your own powers

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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the power to get extra homework

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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The power to eat socks

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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The power to a nokia phone.

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!