The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The ability to be heard in space

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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To never remember what the word if means

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The power to die

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!