- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

the power to get drunk you are needed

Power to sleep without eyelids

The power of hindsight

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

the power to poop dogs without fur.

The power to have one eyebrow!?

the power to jump, but only on any surface

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

Pointless Super Powers