The power to rotten food.

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The power to be powerless

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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the power to not have powers when you need them most

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to smell people's moods

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!