The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The power to lower your own ego.

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!