- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

power to fly when your underwater

The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

The power to not get shit d*ck

The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

The ability to talk to bacteria

The power to go hibernate at winter.

The power to fall in love reptiles

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

The power to be alone

The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

Pointless Super Powers