- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

a power to turn liquid into goo!

the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

The power of bad luck

The Power to Fail in Failing

The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

The power to block your own powers

The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

The power to see in black and white at will.

The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

The power to eat socks

The power to have gravity.

the power to make your nipples dissappear

The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

The power to reverse walk backwards.

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

The power to make everything worse

The ability to poop glue.

The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

Pointless Super Powers