- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to even

The power to extend your pinky toe

The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The power to lose all your limbs

The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

The power to make dead batteries appear.

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

The power of hindsight

the power to get drunk you are needed

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

the power to poop dogs without fur.

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

Pointless Super Powers