The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The power to look at Sun.

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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The power to have no superpower

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!