The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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The power to die at will

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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The ability to be heard in space

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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power to fly when your underwater

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!