- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to jump like a black guy.

The power to extend your pinky toe

The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

The power of hindsight

the power to get drunk you are needed

The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

Power to sleep without eyelids

The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

The power to have one eyebrow!?

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

the power to poop dogs without fur.

the power to jump, but only on any surface

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

Pointless Super Powers