the power to see through clear glass.

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The power to not see anything

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power to block your own powers

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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the power to hovertate

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!