- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to lose all your limbs

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

The power to make dead batteries appear.

The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

The power to be afraid of horses.

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

The ability to pull open push only doors

The power to lower your own ego.

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

Vanilla scented blood

The power to be asleep while in bed

The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

Pointless Super Powers