The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The power to make money disappear.

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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the ability to levitate

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The power of hindsight

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!