- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

the power to get married

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

The power to lose all your limbs

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

BULLET ATTRACTION.

the power to eat cheese 24/7

The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

the power to animate condiments

Invisibility, when no one is looking.

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

Pointless Super Powers