- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to turn wine into water.

The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

Read fortune cookies without opening them

Nothing

Nothing to see here, keep moving...

The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

To have the power to breathe

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

the power to jizz money

The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

the power to give yourself sunburn

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

the power to become translucent

The power to not have any power at all

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

Pointless Super Powers