A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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The power to ignore useful information

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!