- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

The power to find spare change in the sofa

The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

Invisibility, when no one is looking.

The power to only be obesely fat.

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

The ability to be heard in space

The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

The ability to change the color of your poop

the power to be friends with Donald trump

The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

The power to summon fire with the use of a match

The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

Pointless Super Powers