The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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the power to see through clear glass.

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power to fly when in something flying

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!