- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

open up pickles glass

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

75% levitation

The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

The power to see water one meter behind you.

yo mama

the power to do nothing

the power to become translucent

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

The power to bleed anally at will

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

the power to read this sentence

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

Pointless Super Powers