- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

the ability to levitate

The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

The power to shoot glue from your penis

The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

The power of women's rights.

The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

The power to think of your death and then you die.

The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

the power to refreeze frozen ice

The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

Pointless Super Powers