The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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I'm a giant di

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mint berry crunch

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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the power to get extra homework

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The power to rotten food.

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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the power to turn retarted

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!