The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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To never remember what the word if means

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to die

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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The power to have no power

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!