The power to crap without pissing.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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the power to animate condiments

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power to be normal.

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!