the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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the power to get extra homework

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power to be powerless

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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The power to eat your own head.

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!