The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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The power to eat socks

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The power to predict the present

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!