The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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the power to sleep while standing!

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The power to predict the present

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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the power to catch em' all

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The power to not see anything

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!