the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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ability to run very fast forever

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The ability to die instantly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!