The power to think of your death and then you die.

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power to age faster

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!