The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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the power to read your own mind

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the power to half transform to something.

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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The power to ignore useful information

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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The power drown in water

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!