- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

The power to control paprika with your mind

teleport to the place where you stand

The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

The power to smell WiFi Signals

The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

The power to have no superpower

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

Immunity to curable diseases.

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

The power to make everything worse

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

Pointless Super Powers