- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

the power to summon a pen, once

The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

The power to have gravity.

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The power to be an idiot.

The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

The power to not have a superpower

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

The power of learning

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

Pointless Super Powers