- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

The ability to see into the present.

The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

the power to die

power to transform into a dick with legs

The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

The power to die

what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

the power to be Justin bieber

the power to like justin beiber

Pointless Super Powers