the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

The power to make dead batteries appear.

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

the ability to blow yourself

the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

Immunity to curable diseases.

The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

the power to enter a coma.

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!