The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The power to turn into a pebble

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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the power to time travel to the present

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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power to fly when your underwater

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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the power to die on the spot

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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the power to see through clear glass.

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the power to die

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!