- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

The power to even

The power to negate all powers including your own.

Vanilla scented blood

the power to hovertate

The power to die,but only if your alive!

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

The power to run Crysis.

The ability to self destruct at will.

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

The ability to spit mouthwash

The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

Pointless Super Powers