power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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To shit bricks.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to have no powers

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the power to die on the spot

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waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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the power to get extra homework

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!