- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to pull open push only doors

The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The power of hindsight

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

Vanilla scented blood

The power to be special just like everyone else.

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The power to crap without pissing.

The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

The power of attracting fired bullets

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

The power to fly in tornadoes

The power to pronounce the word "rural."

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

Pointless Super Powers