- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power... to move you.

The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

The power to digest corn.

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

The power to lose all your limbs

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

Pointless Super Powers